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Question: what have we mere mortals ever done in our entire history as a society to deserve something so precious, so beautiful, so ridiculously hot as Ariel Winter?

Answer: not one damn thing.

We don’t deserve Ariel, and that’s a fact. She’s too good for us.

And yet, she’s still here, and she’s still giving so much of herself so that we miserable peasants can catch one little glimpse at true beauty.

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And that’s how we have this, the very first Ariel Winter swimsuit Instagram post of 2017.

Looks like the year is off to a pretty wonderful start right now, huh?

This glorious photo was taken while Ariel was on vacation in Bora Bora, and don’t you just love it?

Even if you’re not the type to get all excited about some boobs — though let’s be real, is that even a type that exists? — you can still admit how amazing she looks here.

She went for a simple black high-cut swimsuit, nothing too crazy. It’s elegant, and it just goes to show that she’s capable of pulling off more looks than just the racy ones.

But if you had your heart set on racy, you know our girl had that front covered, too:

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That’s a photo she shared on Snapchat of the absolutely breathtaking view in Bora Bora.

Are we talking about the water and the sky, or her ass? It’s hard to say.

And if you were confused about exactly why we think that Ariel Winter is too good for this world, well, maybe that photo has given you an idea of what we’re talking about.

Of course, Ariel didn’t go all the way to the South Pacific by herself.

She brought along a few friends with her, and one of them was kind enough to snap this darling photo of her and another friend swimming:

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Here, she’s rocking yet another swimsuit, as well as an actual flower crown — that’s no filter, y’all.

She’s the picture of beauty and grace. And boobs.

And we couldn’t be more grateful.

Oh, and hey, just for fun, don’t all these beachy photos bring to mind another recent vacation of Ariel’s?

Perhaps one where there was a little less swimming and a little more twerking?

Bless this girl. Bless her so hard.