This wouldn’t be the first time that Twitter lost its mind over Safaree Samuels , but this time it’s much more serious than some pretty epic dick pics.
Nicki Minaj has a new album, and took some time to roast her ex, Safaree Samuels.
Safaree wasn’t having it. On Tuesday, he took to Twitter to set the record straight.
In the process, as you’re about to see, he accuses Nicki of having cut him with a knife, inflicting wounds that caused him to be wheeled out of the house on a stretcher.
He also says that he covered for her at the time.
Nicki has responded to only some of his accusations, and claims that she is saving the rest for he reply, which will come on Thursday.
Safaree is mad Nicki was “exposing” him while making the rounds for her album, and he did not care for that one bit.
He thinks that she needs to let go of stuff That’s a fair point — he and Nicki were over years ago
He admits that he has his faults It sounds like neither of them were good to the other. Yikes
He goes on to describe them as “toxic” Again, it sounds like they were both bad to the other
Here’s the horrifying accusation We should note that TMZ says that they have seen video of Nicki chasing Safaree with a knife
Amazingly, he doesn’t hate her Maybe that will change after he sees her reply tweets …
He thinks that she should focus on rap The accusation that she sent him to the hospital with a knife wound is serious. But … don’t tell Nicki how to rap.
He says that people who love him also support her That’s going to be complicated now that this accusation has come to light
He challenges her claims As you’ll soon see, she has answered this tweet
Again, he wishes that she would let things go “Zen sorcery” is an admittedly funny line
Nicki hit back This time, she’s tweeting her own accusations, which is better than retaliating with a knife
In fact, Nicki says she was expecting this She thinks that he’s still thirsting after her, possibly out of rivalry with Meek Mills
Nicki is outright mocking his accusation that she cut him She didn’t reply — she didn’t, for example, outright deny it. She just retweeted people who thought that the very serious allegation was somehow a joke
Nicki looks smug Some ask why she’s even responding to his tweets — she has a whole lot more to lose than he does
Of course, she goes after his hairline When someone is famously blessed in the penis department, you can’t try to shame them in the bedroom, so you go after their most obvious weak spot — a clearly unnatural hairline
Nicki seems to reveal that Tyga received the same treatment That’s not a surprise — Tyga can’t have a receding hairline if he wants to keep creeping after teen girls
Charlemagne the God has a question Nicki answered him. Note that 10 racks means $10,000.
Nicki claims she can prove he came to her for help She then includes a graphic and not unflattering description of his nude video
Safaree points out something Well, the “revelation” that he and Tyga had gone to the same doctor wasn’t really the highlight of this Twitter beef
He says that at least something came out of this His nudes leaked and were widely received, but apparently he had to fight to keep this from happening for years. No one should have to fight such a battle.
He says that, in the end, the joke’s on Nicki As flattered as he is that she’s using him to stir up attention for her album, he’s over her. And he doesn’t mind the world being reminded about his massive dong.