Farrah Abraham has been ridiculous pretty much from the time she first entered the national spotlight with her role on 16 and Pregnant.
But to her credit, the reality/porn star keeps finding new ways to top herself.
These days, Farrah is still fired from Teen Mom OG — despite rumors that she would be rehired to replace the departing Bristol Palin — but she’s still managed to remain in the public consciousness.
Of course, she’s been forced to resort to increasingly desperate measures in order to do so — and it looks as though all that attention is no longer translating to big bucks.
Take a look at Farrah’s increasingly desperate cash grabs:
Take a Look at Your Future, Jenelle!
Lots of Teen Moms like to trash-talk their producers and threaten to quit the show. We suggest they all take a good hard look at Farrah Abraham for a terrifying glimpse at life post-MTV.
Hard Times
Every time we see Farrah these days, she’s got a massive grin on her face, but it’s not because she’s so happy — it’s because she’s constantly selling.
Ex(ercise) on the Beach
Farrah has been posting a lot of videos like this one lately. And what exactly is going on here? Well, a lot …
Always Grinding
For one thing, Farrah is trying to sell you some new workout program of hers that apparently involves putting her friend’s feet on her boobs.
Video Drone
On top of that, Farrah is still shilling some new service called Postd, which is YouTube where you pay to watch individual videos.
Here We Go Again …
“Exclusively on post.io // Watch the full video!” Farrah captioned the clip. “Find out how to achieve the perfect travel work out Postd is a media network where creators, artists, and writers can reach their audience without ads that target them based on personal information.”
What Could Go Wrong?
Yes, Postd does not feature ads, but does charge you to watch each individual video, which sounds like a flawless business model (sarcasm).
A Match Made In the Depths of Hell
Farrah has been shilling for Postd for about a week now — since around the same time that she launched her Master Class.
The Master’s Apprentice
Yes, Farrah is offering a Master Class on how to succeed in business. Here’s her daughter and a friend trying to convince you to pay for it.
Whatever You Say, Farrah …
“#MASTERCLASS IS OFFICIALLY Launched! Let the ladies say it best,” Farrah captioned the clip. “#GirlBoss One of my favorite parts in the Masterclass is ‘Business Is Fun’. Parents really help guide entrepreneurial spirit.”
Oh, the Irony
Hilariously, it looks as though much of the class was filmed at FroCo, Farrah’s now-defunct frozen yogurt business.
It All Makes Sense
If you’re wondering why Farrah is suddenly shilling for no-name companies and begging for your subscription dollars, look no further than her business profile.
Closing Up Shop
In addition to FroCo, two other businesses owned by Farrah were closed in the past year, including the children’s boutique she ran with her daughter.
Chasing Cheddar
It’s for that reason that Farrah seems to launch a new business venture about once a week these days.
Unemployed “Entrepreneur”
With the conclusion of her one-season run on Ex on the Beach, Farrah’s reality show income is completely gone, and her businesses are dropping like flies.
Killer Cam
Farrah has even returned to CamSoda, where she works as both an adult performer and an unlicensed couples’ counselor, offering “Farrahpy” for troubled relationships.
Keeping Busy
Of course, Farrah’s refusal to quit the porn industry was one of the things that got her fired, but these days, she may not have much choice but to continue stripping down for cash.
Crawling Her Way Back
We suppose it’s not surprising — or such a bad thing — that Farrah is attempting to rebuild her media empire.
Our Only Request …
But going forward, we hope she can leave Sophia out of it. The girl’s got enough going against her.