Well, if you’re Scott Disick or Shanna Moakler or anyone else who might not want to be reminded on a daily basis that Travis Barker is banging Kourtney Kardashian, we’re afraid you’re out of luck.
Kourtney and Travis aren’t just hooking up, they’re zipping past the usual relationship milestones at the speed of light, seemingly on their way to the altar.
We don’t know if there’s any truth to the rumors that Barker and Kardashian are planning a wedding, but we do know that these two are head over heels — and they want the whole world to know it.
In the past, both parties have been pretty private about their new relationships.
Maybe they figure that approach didn’t work, so it’s time to try the opposite.
Whatever the case, some fans think Kourtney and Travis have officially wandered into TMI territory.
Earlier this week, Travis posted a photo of a candle that he purchased from Gwyneth Paltrow’s infamous Goop store.
(We’re the products are fine, but they’re ludicrously overpriced, and Gwyneth’s reputation for out-of-touch snobbery is almost unmatched in all of Hollywood.)
As you can see, the item came with a special, personalized label:
“This Smells Like Kourtney’s Orgasm,” it read.
The pic — which appeared in Travis’ Instagram Story — was not live for very long.
Travis was quick to delete it — possibly at Kourtney’s behest, possibly because of the negative feedback he received from fans.
As Hollywood Life reports, multiple followers accused Disick of “taking it too far.”
Others joked that a certain real estate upstart with a penchant for teenage girls will probably be requesting a similar candle.
“Scott will be buying,” one person joked.
“Now Scott is dying,” another added.
As much as Kourtney is all-in on this Travis situation, she’s still raising three kids with Scott, so she probably wasn’t comfortable with strangers roasting him in connection to Travis’ post.
Plus, she probably doesn’t want a bunch of randos speculating about what her orgasm smells like … whatever that means.
Vaginal candles aside, the post raised some legitimate questions about how Scott is handling the rapid escalation of the Kourtney-Travis relationship.
The answer? Not so well …
Yes, Disick is dating Amelia Hamlin these days, but he’s been open about the fact that the sight of Kourtney with other men makes him uncomfortable.
Not only do Scott and Kourtney still have an deep emotional bond, Scott is likely well aware that without Kourtney, he doesn’t have much of a career.
Insiders tell Hollywood Life that Disick fears he’ll “lose his standing within the family" as a result of Travis and Kourtney’s relationship.
“Sure he will always be connected because of the kids but if Kourtney moves on and even possibly gets married it will be such a gut punch because he wasn’t the one who did it," says the source.
Yes, it seems that Scott has regrets about never popping the question to Kourtney despite the fact that they raised three children together.
Of course, with Keeping Up With the Kardashians coming to an end, he’s probably more concerned about what his future earning potential looks like if Scott marries another man, who is also more famous.
After all, Scott and Kourtney never got married — which means Disick isn’t eleigible for spousal support.