The Hollywood Gossip

Spencer Pratt Threatens to Chop Off Nuts

steve@thehollywoodgossip.com (Free Britney) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:13:07 EST

Only Spencer Pratt would consider a vasectomy to ward off his baby-crazy wife, and only Spencer Pratt wouldn't know it's difficult, if not impossible, to reverse.

Heck, even if it was all elaborately staged for tomorrow's episode of The Hills, only Spencer Pratt would pretend to go to such lengths to avoid having kids.

In a sneak preview released by MTV, he admits that he didn't tell Heidi Montag he looked into the "seven-minute procedure," which he ultimately decided against.

Shocking that he didn't through with it. That would have been the worst medical decision since ... well, you gotta see these Sammy Sosa skin bleaching pictures.

"I thought it was reversible," he tells his wife. "Once I found out it wasn't, I left."

COME TO DADDY: Spencer Pratt wants to fornicate with his mostly plastic wife so bad ... but he wants to get a vasectomy first to make her goalie-pulling tactics moot.

Did he really think you could just have the procedure undone? Is he that stupid, or was that just his explanation for something he obviously wasn't going through with?

Regardless, Heidi Montag is hardly pleased, telling him, "You would have done it right then if you thought it was reversible?" she asks in disbelief. "And then you would have come home and told me 'Hi, honey, I snipped my balls off?'"

Well, there you have that. She raises a fair point.

Check out the clip from The Hills post-jump ...

I Thought it Was Reversible

Lady Gaga Unmasked: No Makeup, Hat or Costume!

steve@thehollywoodgossip.com (Free Britney) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:45:51 EST

As famous for her bombastic sense of style as for her hit pop songs, Lady Gaga rarely, if ever, makes an appearance without sunglasses, makeup, a hat or mask.

Being a rumored hermaphrodite may play some role in that.

But last night, fans finally got a glimpse of Lady Gaga's face au naturale - that is, sans sunglasses, elaborate masks, oversized hats and with no sign of makeup.

Well, a little makeup. For her. Relatively speaking, anyway.

Follow the jump to see the rarest of Lady Gaga pictures - one that reveals what the 23-year-old woman also known as Stefani Germanotta actually looks like ...

OMFG! Lady Gaga unmasked! Are you impressed? Disappointed?

The occasion for this shocking reveal from the singer, as reported in the UK's Daily Mail: a recent appearance on the German talk show Wetten Dass...?

There, she came on stage wearing a predictably head-turning outfit: over-the-knee boots and sculptural trousers that winged out at a 90-degree angle.

Yet the studio and TV audience saw something Gaga fans rarely do: an unconcealed face adorned only with smoky eyes and little conventional makeup.

What do you think? Should Lady G stick to the bizarre, off-the-wall fashion that makes her famous, or show off her natural looks more often than not?

Christian Serratos: Nude for PETA

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:28:25 EST

A New Moon star is posing naked on billboards that will soon go up nationwide.

However, instead of being turned on by the prospect of Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner or Kristen Stewart in the buff; we're grossed out at the identity of the actress in her birthday suit.

Christian Serratos, who stars as Angela Weber in the Twilight Saga franchise, has shed her clothes for the latest PETA "Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" ad. She's 19 years old.

In the poster, Serratos stands naked next to a tree, besides which it is written:

"Animals killed for their fur are electrocuted, drowned, beaten and often skinned alive. Please don't wear fur."

Isn't the world aware of this by now? THG is as disgusted by fur coat wearing as anyone; but the spoiled snobs that don these items aren't gonna stop doing so because random stars get nude and tell them to.

In fact, this might actually encourage the killing of animals because that act will lead to more naked celebrities in ads!

We felt this way when Charlize Theron, Eva Mendes, Karina Smirnoff and Roselyn Sanchez all bared their bodies on billboards - but Serratos is 19! Isn't that too young to pose naked?

Levi Johnston to Seek Joint Custody of Tripp

steve@thehollywoodgossip.com (Free Britney) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:22:12 EST

The man who Sarah Palin pretended was almost her son-in-law during her bid for the Vice Presidency in 2008 will be taking legal action to obtain joint custody of his child with her daughter, according to various reports.

Levi Johnston, 19, is the father of 10-month-old baby son Tripp with his ex-girlfriend Bristol Palin, also 19, the eldest daughter of the former Alaska chief exec.

The two were engaged to be married, at least according to her mom's publicist, during last year's campaign, but broke off their relationship earlier this year.

Johnston is seeking joint custody at the end of the month because the Palin family is allegedly making it difficult for him to see his son, he told The Insider.

He's also not mincing words when it comes to selling out Sarah, recently claiming to Vanity Fair that she called her baby retarded (he has Down Syndrome).

Levi Johnston became quasi-famous because of unprotected, premarital sex. Is it too much to ask for him to enjoy joint custody of the fruit born of that endeavor?

"It's not working. I'm done," the future Playgirl centerfold said of the current situation, which he deems unacceptable based on how little they're letting him see Tripp.

He says he has no choice but to fight back - and take her down if needed.

"It's going to have to go to court. They just pushed me over the edge."

We just hope master thespian William Shatner will read the text of Levi's court papers, and Sarah's obligatory press conference to respond to them for good measure.

The relationship between Johnston and the Palins was never exactly good, but has taken a particularly nasty turn in the last few weeks, with Johnston calling Sarah Palin a hypocrite, and Palin lambasting him for the nude Playgirl pictorial.

Whose side are you on?

Tiffani Thiessen and Brady Smith: Expecting!

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:58:31 EST

Turn away, Zack Morris. This news will be too troubling for you to hear.

Former Saved by the Bell star Tiffani Thiessen is expecting her first child with husband Brady Smith, People reports. The baby is due in May.

“We are over the moon!” the couple said in a statement. “It’s something we’ve wanted for a long time and we are thrilled that it’s actually happening."

Thiessen has another reason to be happy these days: her new series, White Collar, is a bonafide hit on USA.

As for Morris, Tiffani doesn't have to worry about upsetting her ex: we doubt Zack's enormous cell phone has Internet capability. He'll never know!

Adam Lambert: Pressure of Debut Album is Scary

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:44:18 EST

As he looks ahead to November 23, the date on which his debut album is released, Adam Lambert gets excited.

Then, the trepidation sets in.

"I realize no one’s heard the album yet so the pressure is kind of scary," the singer told TV Guide Magazine this week.

Fortunately, Lambert guarantees enough diversity on his 14-track disc to please music fans across the board.

“I wanted to span a bunch of different genres. There are songs that are really angsty indie rock. There are songs that are very classic rock and there’s a couple of dancey electro kinds of things. People tend to sometimes not listen to a whole album these days. They put together their own play lists so I wanted to treat it like an eclectic collection of things that had me at the middle of it.”

Will you be purchasing Adam's album?

Sammy Sosa Pictures: Bleached Skin From Steroid Use, or Rejuvenation Process?

steve@thehollywoodgossip.com (Free Britney) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:32:37 EST

Former Major League Baseball star Sammy Sosa sure looks different lately. We don't recall him having bleached skin back in his late 1990s, home run heyday.

That's because he didn't. But Sammy Sosa pictures taken at an event in Las Vegas last week revealed a surprising, comically light skin pigmentation on him.

What's with the skin bleaching, Sammy? Check out these then-and-now pics:

While no cause has been concretely established at this time, some fans have speculated that Sosa's rampant steroid use in the '90s and 2000s is behind this.

Many have posited, although they cannot prove it, that steroid use could dramatically increase an individual's likelihood of becoming symptomatic with vitiligo.

That rare chronic disorder, which causes cells responsible for skin pigmentation to stop functioning, has gained much notoriety because of Michael Jackson.

It was reported in June that Sosa, who rose to fame as prolific home run hitter in the late '90s, tested positive for steroids in 2003, to the surprise of no one.

The Chicago Tribune quotes Rebecca Polihronis, an acquaintance of Sosa, who claims that that "he is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin."

"He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin," Polihronis said. "Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white. I thought it was a body double. Part of (the photo appearance) is just the lighting."

Really, Rebecca? Click to enlarge these Sammy Sosa pictures (he is seen here with wife Sonya) and see if you agree. WTH happened to Sammy's face?!

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake: Back On?

steve@thehollywoodgossip.com (Free Britney) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:49:09 EST

What breakup? Supposedly splitsville couple Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were seen stepping out together to see Jay-Z's concert Sunday night at UCLA.

The couple watched the concert from the sound booth. Oddly enough, as we reported earlier, Rihanna joined Jay-Z on stage, to the surprise of the audience.

Justin Timberlake and Rihanna were rumored to have hooked up in September. While this was never confirmed, it coincided with JT and JB's reported split.

Just the same, and despite rumors that it's over between Jessica and Justin, they looked very together, and as happy as could be, at the Jay-Z concert.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: Overjoyed to be back together. Assuming they were ever broken up, which was never confirmed by a real source. Anyway, here they are.

"Justin held Jessica's hand as they walked into the venue, and he literally held her the entire concert, singing along to every song," an E! source reports.

"He even held her hand as they walked out of the concert."

That's good enough for us. Glad to hear they are back on. If they were ever broken up, that is. Which is unclear. Glad they are on, let's leave it at that.

Family Guy Reveals the Truth: Miley Cyrus is an Android!

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:13:23 EST

We knew it!

Last week, after Miley Cyrus admitted she had never heard a Jay-Z song and that she doesn't write her own singles, we speculated that the singer was nothing more than a Disney-created robot.

It was meant in jest, but last night's Family Guy episode has proven our theory correct.

During the installment titled "Hannah Banana," Brian and Stewie break into a Miley concert.

They befriend the star, only to eventually discover that she's actually an android. The pair tries to program her to have sex with Brian, but the experiment goes awry and she destroys the town.

Sound far-fetched? Or eerily accurate? Sit back, get comfortable and watch the full episode after this jump.

Even if you (somehow) don't despise Cyrus, there will be non-Miley related Family Guy quotes for you to laugh over for hours on end.

Hannah Banana

Ex-Manager: Michael Lohan Went "Beyond Low," Uses Lindsay as "Cash Register"

steve@thehollywoodgossip.com (Free Britney) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:11:33 EST

Michael Lohan is a pretty terrible parent. Who the heck leaks a taped phone call of his daughter bawling hysterically for help just to "prove a point" ... in the press.

Someone about to get served with a cease and desist letter for secretly taping several of these phone conversations he had with her a year or so ago, that's who.

Lindsay Lohan's former assistant, Jenni Muro, plans to send Michael Lohan just that, and should he release more dirt, as he threatens, legal action could be next.

Muro, who quit as Lindsay's manager in February, told TMZ that Lindsay's mercenary dad "has violated the privacy of the daughter he uses as a cash register."

Team Lindsay, Team Michael or Team Father-Daughter Rehab?

In the tapes, Muro, who claims her own privacy was violated as well, talks about trying to save Lindsay's life, which as we all know by now is getting out of control.

In addition to being a d!ck move in general, she says Michael's release of the tape was disingenuous, as the version was heavily edited and taken out of context.

She says Michael's conduct was "way beyond low." Mmmyeah. That's an even bigger understatement than saying Britney Spears' live shows are lip-synched.