The Hollywood Gossip

Foul Fourplay: Rachel Uchitel Claims Affair with Tiger Woods; Golfer Hurt in Car Crash

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:18:04 EST

Rachel Uchitel is either a serial liar or a serial mistress.

In October, she claimed to be having an affair with Bones star David Boreanaz. The celebrity gossip world reported on the story and then shrugged. No offense to Boreanaz, but he doesn't get our jucies flowing.

If Uchitel's latest story is true, however, she'll receive the proper attention she clearly craves.

The National Enquirer reports that Uchitel has been sleeping with Tiger Woods. A friend of Rachel's supposedly told the unreliable tabloid:

"Rachel told me, ‘I’m having an affair with Tiger Woods. We’re in love!’ She even read me text messages Tiger sent her that said ‘I love you, babe. It’s always going to be just you and me. They were constantly sexting."

Forget the iconic Tiger Woods fist pump, Rachel Uchitel says the golfer has been pumping her full of his nine-inch iron.

Tiger's lawyer denies the charges, but does actually tell the Enquirer's print edition that his client met Uchitel at a club.

That admission does cause us to wonder if there's any truth to this rumor. But one look at Elin Nordegren pictures and it's easy to realize: no way Woods is sticking his driver in someone else's hole.

If you know what we mean!

UPDATE: In unrelated and actually true news, Tiger is in "serious" condition after being involved in a single car crash near his home in Florida early this morning.

The crash occurred at 2:20 a.m. near his home, and he was taken to Health Central Hospital with facial lacerations. Woods struck a fire hydrant and then a tree on a neighbor's property. Police say alcohol was not a factor.

According to ESPN, the police report reads, "driver had just pulled out of the driveway at his residence ... as [vehicle] began to drive on Deacon Circle, [vehicle] struck a fire hydrant. The front of [vehicle] then struck a tree."

He was driving a 2009 Cadillac SUV. Here's wishing Woods a speedy recovery.

Hailey Glassman Calls Out Latest Jon Gosselin Lies

steve@thehollywoodgossip.com (Free Britney) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:30:13 EST

In the grand scheme, lying about spending Thanksgiving with grandma while you're really snowboarding with pals isn't the worst thing a person can do.

Still, the fact that Jon Gosselin apparently did this is:

Not at all surprising.
Proof that he deserves our Turkey of the Year honor.

After Jon Tweeted that he was going to his "grandma's" for Thanksgiving, on-off girlfriend Hailey Glassman fired back on her account that this is BS ...

Hailey to Jon: "lol-ur redic." Truer non-words have never been Tweeted.

Guess the "break" these two are on may not be so amicable. If reconciliation is imminent, there's little motivation to write this if you're Hailey Glassman.

It's pretty funny and we appreciate it, though.

In other Gosselin news, Jon's estranged wife Kate spent Thanksgiving with her eight kids, plus bodyguard Steve Neild, his wife, Gina, and their children.

It was Kate's first Thanksgiving without Jon in years, and she's estranged from brother Kevin Kreider, who bashed her in joining Team Jon last month.

There were once rumors of Kate and Steve Neild an affair - rumors Jon either started or at least didn't try to defuse - but Kate says they are just close.

"They're my best friends," Kate said of Steve and Gina.

Wow. Friends. Jon wouldn't know what those are like.

Ojani Noa Vows Release of J. Lo Sex Tape

steve@thehollywoodgossip.com (Free Britney) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:06:07 EST

Ojani Noa may be a total unknown, and his ex-wife Jennifer Lopez one of the world's most successful entertainers. But that's not about to keep him down.

Noa, via his agent, is promising to make intimate sex tapes / home videos of the star public next week, despite the star's attempts to block him in court.

"Jennifer Lopez does not want these videos to be entered into open court, where the media and the public can obtain copies of them and watch or share them," said Ed Meyer, Noa's agent. "I will be filing the videos into public court record Monday."

J. Lo filed a $10 million lawsuit against Ojani Noa this month and wants a permanent court order barring her ex-husband from releasing their sex tape.

She also blocked Noa's similar efforts in 2004.

Who is Ojani Noa? No clue, but he was once Mr. J. Lo!

Lopez and legal team have already won court battles against Noa and contend that he is prohibited from talking about her and making the videos public.

A court order currently in place until December 1 prevents Noa from leaking the video. But December 1 is Tuesday, and Meyer also disputes that ruling.

Meyer emailed J. Lo's counsel (and the media) saying he'll "be filing ALL, repeat ALL, Documents, 11 hours + of Home Videos, DVDs, Photographs, etc."

Published reports say the J. Lo sex tape contains images of her motorcycle without pants and also show an argument with her mother. Possibly naked.

Ojani Noa and Jennifer Lopez were married briefly in the 1990s. If these tapes get out, it'll be even more embarrassing for her than that fall on stage.

Michael Lohan Still Lagging on Child Support

steve@thehollywoodgossip.com (Free Britney) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:16:16 EST

This guy is a joke.

Just when you thought Michael Lohan could not get any more reprehensible, court documents reveal that the deadbeat dad, well, really is a deadbeat dad.

He's $15,000 behind in child support. Guess those business deals with Jon Gosselin never came to fruition, or he just had all the cash deposited offshore.

Either way, he couldn't come up with $15K?!

Michael has racked up $15,100 in unpaid child support to ex-wife Dina for their three minor children: Ali Lohan, Michael Lohan, Jr., and Dakota Lohan.

Yes, there is a Dakota Lohan, age 13. Scary.

Michael Lohan continues to redefine pathetic.

How about this for irony. If Michael profited off those phone tapes of Lindsay at her lowest points that he released to Radar Online, he could actually support the three children ... with money he made from exploiting his oldest child.

Pack lightly where you're headed, Michael.

Twilight Saga Covers: Choose Your Team!

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:55:54 EST

Off screen, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner are close friends.

(Close, naked friends in the case of the first two stars!)

But as part of the Twilight Saga's promotional efforts, these three actors are often pitted against one another. You can't simply be a fan of them all, the movie studio implies; life is all about choices, few more important than the one readers must make below.

Entertainment Weekly has released a trio of collector's edition covers. Can you purchase each one? Of course. But where is the fun-filled debate in that?!?

Instead, we're asking fans to study the following photos and then chime in. Which is your favorite?

Whose team are you on?

ABC: Cool with Woman Beating, Down on Men Kissing

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:48:26 EST

We can't wait to hear ABC explain this one:

The network booted Adam Lambert off Good Morning America this week after he kissed a guy on stage at the American Music Awards.

However, the show is scheduled to air an interview and possible performance by Chris Brown next week, someone convicted of felony assault for beating on Rihanna.

“The network is giving a mixed message,” a source at ABC source told The New York Post. "It doesn’t trust someone who shocked with an unpredictable show and a gay kiss, but then it is happy to go ahead with Chris Brown, who was convicted of felony assault.”

That will especially be true if the show features a performance by Brown. It's one thing to interview him and perhaps shed light on the serious issue of domestic abuse.

But if Brown actually performs songs from his new album, ABC will be giving a convicted woman beater a platform with which to make money and promote his music.

Said another insider at the network:

“Chris Brown’s interview was booked way before Adam Lambert took to the stage. It is to give him a chance to respond to Rihanna’s interview. The possibility of him performing a song will be worked out next week.”

It's unclear why Brown should have a chance to respond to anything. Didn't he forfeit that right when he left his girlfriend a bloody, beaten mess?

Miley Cyrus Thinks Zac Efron is "The Hottest Person in the World"

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:30:51 EST

Miley Cyrus doesn't just hate the Twilight Saga, an opinion to which she's entitled.

But the jealous singer actually referred to it as a "cult" this week, going off on fans that follow the franchise.

In that same interview with Sirius XM’s The Morning Mash, though, Miley made it clear she feels exactly the opposite way about Zac Efron.

"I think Zac Efron is the hottest person in the world," she said. "I really, really like him."

Cyrus, of course, is aware that Zac is taken. But his relationship with Vanessa Hudgens is actually a major reason for the attraction, she added.

"Zac could get any girl... and do whatever, and he is so loyal and a really good friend... He's just like super good looking."

Also in the interview, Miley said she could "neither confirm nor deny" that she's dating Liam Hemsworth. That might be her way of keeping her private life private.

Or it might be her way of letting Efron know she's available if he wants her. Keep a sharp eye out, Vanessa!

Joanna Krupa: Topless for PETA

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:56:32 EST

Next month, readers of Playboy and surfers of the Internet will be able to see Joanna Krupa nude in Playboy.

Moreover, they can see this model almost naked in a former ad for PETA.

With those images in mind, it's difficult to get overly excited for Krupa's latest PETA campaign. She's merely topless in the poster.

Said Krupa, who poses in the ad with her dog and advocates pet adoption:

"We're trying to spread the word that breeding isn't the way to go. Somebody needs to put their foot down and stop this breeding and these puppy mills... they're in these little tiny cages, and all they're doing is breeding their whole life. It makes me so angry that our government doesn't do anything about it. So I am!"

Hey, maybe Sarah Palin will do something about it if elected in 2012. Oh, wait. She likes to shoot animals, not save them.

T.H. Gossip Presents: The Biggest Turkeys of 2009

steve@thehollywoodgossip.com (Free Britney) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:03:10 EST

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at The Hollywood Gossip!

What would this traditional holiday be without family, food, football and reflection upon the things we appreciate most in life - in the case of THG, that means some of the turkeys we had the privilege of covering this year.

With that said, we present our Top 10 Turkeys of 2009 ...

10. Kanye West and Richard Heene (tie). Perhaps it's unfair to include him by virtue of one incident, but Kanye's hijacking of Taylor Swift's VMA speech was an all-timer. He's almost as full of hot air as Richard Heene's invention.

9. The Kardashians. Pregnancies. Breakups. Marriages. Reality shows. Twitter accounts. Blogs. So many Kardashians, so few ways to escape them.

8. Miley Cyrus. Whether she's grinding on stripper poles, angering Asians, making up her own controversies or deleting her Twitter, the teen can be a bad influence.

7. Tila Tequila. A late entry to the list thanks to her ustream rant. There's no PR stunt she won't stoop to, or article of clothing she won't remove, to get attention.

6. Spencer Pratt. 2008's top turkey staged two weddings, caused an epic fiasco on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, pimped his own wife to Playboy and pretended to get a vasectomy on The Hills. For him, a relatively tame year.

Sorry, Spencer Pratt. You're only our sixth biggest turkey this year.

5. Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston (tie). One's a possible 2012 presidential candidate, the other the 19-year-old unwed father of her grandson. Both have gone rogue (one baring all in Playgirl, the other in a book by that name). Neither shuts up.

4. Perez Hilton. Talk about a fowl human being. With every ounce of fame the celeb gossip magnate garners, the more his own celebrity goes to his head and the more damage he does to his own causes. That will.i.am fight won't be the last.

3. Dr. Conrad Murray. Worst. Doctor. Ever.

2. Carrie Prejean. The dethroned Miss California became a phenomenon after voicing her opposition to gay marriage. She went on to become a self-serving, hypocritical, lying solo sex tape star who throws hissy fits on Larry King.

1. Jon Gosselin. No explanation required. When you're talking about turkeys, there's the Ed Hardy-wearing d-bag and there's everyone else playing for second.

The biggest turkey of the year, ladies and gentlemen. Need we say more?

For Your Entertainment: The Official Music Video

matt@iscribelimited.com (Hilton Hater) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:29:48 EST

See, Adam Lambert is capable of singing a song without making out with a guy and simulating oral sex! We knew he could do it!

The singer, who has been the talk of the Internet this week for his rendition of "For Your Entertainment" at the American Music Awards, has released the official music video for that same single.

It's closer to the Lambert American Idol fans fell in love with in the spring: flamboyant, fun, energetic and racy... but not over any lines.

Follow this article's jump to check it out and let us know what you think.

For Your Entertainment Video